So whats all this website nonsense about? Simply put I dont have the time or the inclination to go to bars or any other marketplace. I want gin and giggles with the minimum of fuss and fallout. So far, it hasnt disappointed.....
The guys outnumber the girls, which is great as I get to pick and choose as I please. Sometimes I want to play coy, other times I want to play vamp, sometimes I just need to laugh. Whatever I want, it out there in one form or another....take this morning, I go online and send a couple of winks. This is how you let someone know you are interested....a bit like smiling at someone, I guess. This guy comes online and winks me back. Oooh! lets see what you're like! J is a firefighter in Baltimore. He grants me a key to his photo....He is blonde with sunkissed skin & a good physique (yes, I know the photo isnt him, but why not!). We do the small talk thing and then he tells me EXACTLY how he's doing. About 20 minutes of his atrocious spelling and Jackie Collins plaigiarism later, I am on the floor in stitches and he says I am the best! Of course I am and he has never said that before, has he?
Well at least we will both go to work with smiles on our faces!
I go online again this evening and find 35 messages! New girl on the block, I reckon. I have had sweet, "You sound like a breath of fresh air"; corny, "I have a whole load of lovin' to share with a lucky lady. Could it be you?"; pitiful, "My wife suddenly announced that she wanted an open relationship, so I thought I better do the same" and plenty of suggestions which just make my eyes water! Trouble is bland writing means bland brain and well, its about as thrilling as blancmange. Some had promise with a spark of wit about them. Lets see if any of them have any sticking power!
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